Shallow Hal.

Lets say it like this, L-I-C-K-E-D B-A-L-L-S! What a huge fucking bomb. I went in thinking shallow hal would be jack blacks best performance yet. NOT! I mean he was good, and with Jason Alexander (george from seinfeld) who could ask for more. But no, the plot was aweful. Not that I expected it to be great, i was just thinking that Jack Black would make it better. He did not. Jack Black was the only good part about the movie. If anything at least I got to watch his sexy ass the whole time. That was about it. Fuck, i'm so dissapointed right now. I don't even think dashboard can help my problems, or maybe I'm just really hungry. I'm gonna go eat. I'll get back to you on if that hunger thing was the problem why dashboard wouldn't help right now.

Today we will Review Brotha Lynch. You can't go wrong with music by Brotha Lynch. I'll just share with you lyrical samples from the song return of da baby killa.

"You better pray
When you see me put that nine up in that pussy, ho
Cock it back slow
Rock it back and forth, wait for the nut, then let my trigger go
BOOM!
Pussy-guts all over the room "

"Biatches keep fuckin' and suckin' and keepin' it comin'
With they drama. POP! It's baby killa season
Put 6 in the clip, put it up that clit
And watch them baby's brains
Drip out that fetus"

"Guess what daddy's bringin' home for supper
Nigga nuts and guts and slabs of human meat, motherfucker
Now eat! Cause daddy's workin' hard for you, real, huh?
Killas run around everyday that's why I'm hard for you, nigga!
Now eat!"

"Shiiiit, have you ever seen your mama's cock? (yeah!)
Have you even seen a body drop? (yeah!)
Have you even loaded up your glock?
Well, I could gives a fuck cause even then, nigga, you not my nigga
From that 24 God in Black
That's doin' time"


Okay, so now you see why you can't go wrong with this song, Return of Da Baby Killa by Brotha Lynch

Its time to review Cap'n Crunch's OOPs! Smashed Berries Cereal.

Let me just start by saying this breakfast cereal is way better than anything I've ever had. Just imagine, all those crunch berries you get in cap'n crunch berries, only minus the yellow cereal, not that the yellow cereal is bad. but this is 100% berries. Its SOOO good. I expect everyone who reads this to go buy some. Oh and while you're out get a dashboard confessional cd.

I just watched Blow Dry last night. Lets have a review shall we. First try to imagine, going to Taco Bell, and eating as much food as you can. Then go a grocery store and buy yourself a laxative. drink the whole bottle, squat over a five gallon bucket and let everything go. Thats exactly what this movie was. Wet, runny, steamy shit in a bucket. Story line was this. Hair dresser rivalry, one hair dressers son in love with other hair dressers daughter (romeo and juliet?), one hair dress in love with cancer infested lesbian, the two hair salons enter a compitition for the ultimate hair style, guess who wins...good guy in love with cancer girl, or bad guy obviously gay? Fuck this movie sucked. Do NOT rent it.

Top 5 movies "fall back" movies to rent.
5. Kids in the Hall Brain Candy
4. Mall Rats
3. Any ren and stimpy episode
2. Army of Darkness 1. Office Space
1. Office space