Tuesday, December 11, 2001

The new dashboard confessional ep titled So impossible...
fucking kicks ass.

Thats all you can say. The finch ep also kicks ass you can check them both out on www.interpunk.com

Monday, November 26, 2001

I've just recently watched sleepless in seattle again. The only difference between that movie and a bucket of poop, is the bucket.
MAN POORS POOP ON A TABLE AT A CITY COUNCIL MEETING!
A Delta man was in jail Tuesday for publicly dumping a five-gallon bucket of piss and shit on city council members to protest alleged sewer problems.

Michael Joseph Murphy, 42, was upset that city leaders have not taken steps to fix a problem with his sewer line, officials said. Now I am sure he was upset about his sewer line not getting fixed as quickly as he wanted, well, I am pretty sure now that sewer line isn’t ever getting fixed.

He walked into the council meeting Monday night and dropped the human waste on a table where council members were sitting. The foul protest splattered onto a handful of city officials sitting around the table and triggered immediate health concerns.

"It hit everybody," City Clerk Lourena Schrader said. "It was a mess."

Keokuk County sheriff's officials charged Murphy with improper disposal of hazardous waste, criminal mischief and one count of assault for each person splattered.

Sheriff's officials advised those splattered to be tested for hepatitis.

"If I had a cut or something, I would get checked out," Sheriff Ron George said Tuesday.

Officials from the Iowa Department of Public Health said it is unlikely that anyone would become infected from the incident.

Schrader said Murphy was upset because his sewer system was plugged. Schrader said city officials could do nothing because it was in his section of the line. "There is nothing we can do," she said, adding that no other residents are having sewer troubles.

Nearly a month ago, Schrader said, she found what appeared to be human feces at the door of her residence. She suspected the mess was in retaliation for earlier council decisions. She reported the incident to sheriff's officials but no arrest was made, Schrader said.

Murphy could not be reached for comment. Jailers refused to relay telephone messages to him. Bail was expected to be set Tuesday night. If convicted on all charges, Murphy would face up to three years in prison.

I thought this was a cool story so I thought I would share it with you.

Monday, November 19, 2001

top 20 bands played in winamp by mr.fid

20. alkaline trio
19. arthur
18. apple seed cast
17. boy sets fire
16. braniac
15. brandston
14. dashboard confessional
13. death cab for cutie
12. milemarker
11. juliana theory
10. john mayer
9.the promise ring
8. further seems forever
7. jeremy enigk
6. jets to brazil
5. sunny day real estate
4. thursday
3. the weakerthans
2. pave the rocket
1. radiohead

not in any order just the order that i could remember them. Also nydel just pointed out two great bands and songs for me to check out tonight, so i'm going to pass them on to you the reader.
1.Finch - Letters to you
2. The Gloria Record - Tired and Uninspired

both of these songs fucking kick ass. Please check them out.
Things to check out list.

1. I'm reading surviver by Chuck Palaniuk its good, go get a copy.
2. Thursday, emo/harcore band, really good. I don't have any album titles but download off of audiogalaxy.
3. There is a new band from missoula? I think.. they are called the pleasure, they are fucking rad. They have a 7" coming out soon, just go to mtpunk.com and watch for release dates and upcoming shows. Anyways. I have got to go for now. I will talk to you later. see ya.

Sunday, November 11, 2001

Hrmm..well i feel better now that I ate. and dashboard has cheered me up. the movie still sucked though.

Saturday, November 10, 2001

Shallow Hal.

Lets say it like this, L-I-C-K-E-D B-A-L-L-S! What a huge fucking bomb. I went in thinking shallow hal would be jack blacks best performance yet. NOT! I mean he was good, and with Jason Alexander (george from seinfeld) who could ask for more. But no, the plot was aweful. Not that I expected it to be great, i was just thinking that Jack Black would make it better. He did not. Jack Black was the only good part about the movie. If anything at least I got to watch his sexy ass the whole time. That was about it. Fuck, i'm so dissapointed right now. I don't even think dashboard can help my problems, or maybe I'm just really hungry. I'm gonna go eat. I'll get back to you on if that hunger thing was the problem why dashboard wouldn't help right now.

Thursday, November 08, 2001

Today we will Review Brotha Lynch. You can't go wrong with music by Brotha Lynch. I'll just share with you lyrical samples from the song return of da baby killa.

"You better pray
When you see me put that nine up in that pussy, ho
Cock it back slow
Rock it back and forth, wait for the nut, then let my trigger go
BOOM!
Pussy-guts all over the room "

"Biatches keep fuckin' and suckin' and keepin' it comin'
With they drama. POP! It's baby killa season
Put 6 in the clip, put it up that clit
And watch them baby's brains
Drip out that fetus"

"Guess what daddy's bringin' home for supper
Nigga nuts and guts and slabs of human meat, motherfucker
Now eat! Cause daddy's workin' hard for you, real, huh?
Killas run around everyday that's why I'm hard for you, nigga!
Now eat!"

"Shiiiit, have you ever seen your mama's cock? (yeah!)
Have you even seen a body drop? (yeah!)
Have you even loaded up your glock?
Well, I could gives a fuck cause even then, nigga, you not my nigga
From that 24 God in Black
That's doin' time"


Okay, so now you see why you can't go wrong with this song, Return of Da Baby Killa by Brotha Lynch










Monday, November 05, 2001

Its time to review Cap'n Crunch's OOPs! Smashed Berries Cereal.

Let me just start by saying this breakfast cereal is way better than anything I've ever had. Just imagine, all those crunch berries you get in cap'n crunch berries, only minus the yellow cereal, not that the yellow cereal is bad. but this is 100% berries. Its SOOO good. I expect everyone who reads this to go buy some. Oh and while you're out get a dashboard confessional cd.